- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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I'm 4 and what is this?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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