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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Racial equality.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

knock knock who's there? faith

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Why did? Yes

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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