How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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