- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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