- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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