- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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