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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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