- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

kcuf read it backwards

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Three baby seals walk into a club...

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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