- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

The Barackness Monster

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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