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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

What does two plus two equal? 4

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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