What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Hahaha

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giddy goat

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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