- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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