Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

A black man walks Into a bar.

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