- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

I'm 4 and what is this?

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