The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Women's rights

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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