- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

The Holocaust

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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