Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Your mam is so fat.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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