- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

A French man gets into a fight

Justin Bieber

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Hitler

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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