What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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