- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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