Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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WHAT????

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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