Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

WHAT????

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Knock knock What?

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

A russian gives away vodka.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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