If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Gun Control

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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