- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

The WNBA.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What's white and gluey Glue

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