A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Wright flyer

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do you have a wife?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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