What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Knock knock What?

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Hey, Max!!

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Anti Joke

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