- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

I Have a Black Friend

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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