- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Your mam is so fat.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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