There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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