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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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