What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Mormons having fun.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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