- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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