What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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