Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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WHAT????

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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