- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

So does Blake

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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