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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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