why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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