What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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if you read this you are gay

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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