- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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