- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Donald Trump.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

anti jokes are for fags

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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