What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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