Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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