- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

your mother

Flowers are colors Love me

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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