What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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