- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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