- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Caca.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

minorities.....

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What's the deal with brown?

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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