what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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