- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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