man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Black people

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Cows are land manatees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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How would you rule?

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Anti Joke

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