John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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