Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Paper shield.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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I agree

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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you gay?

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Anti Joke

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