- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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