Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Waffles ate my grandma

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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