I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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how did the man die he didnt

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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