whats good about poland... fukk all

CRY

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

A horse walks into a barn.

THE GAME

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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