- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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