Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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balls

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Misner is a twat.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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