Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Prostitution is bad.......

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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