- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Knock, knock. Door opened.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Hello.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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