Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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