- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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