- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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