charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Hey, Max!!

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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